Best White Elephant gift ever!

Well, I thought you might all want to see what Wes got as a white elephant at his work party (well, technically I got it as I had to steal it back for Wes after Andersen stole it from him). It is hilarious and I just wanted to share it with you all. The first part included was this book:

Wes read aloud a page from it and had us all laughing so hard we almost pooped our pants...Well, maybe not really pooped our pants, but everyone was laughing hysterically! The other part of the gift was this bumper sticker:

Made even funnier by the fact that a friend told me that her friend actually got out of a speeding ticket the other day because she really did need to poop and told the cop that is why she was speeding...

Someday I hope you all get the pleasure of hearing Wes read aloud from his new treasure!